A Lesson:
Don't leave your mother in charge of sending out your wedding invitations, and if you do - always be sure to proof read it before it
goe out to everyone :-)
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html
One of my favorites. Anyone who has tried to learn writing computer programs has undoubtedly heard of the infamous "Hello World" first program.
Here's how it evolves through the years. If you don't get it, your just not geeky enough !
Here's how it evolves through the years. If you don't get it, your just not geeky enough !
Sunday, September 28, 2008
An Engineers Guide to Cats
Here's a great video for all us geeks out there thinking of buying cats. I, of course, have 2 cats of my own and I never really considered myself a cat person, but today I don't know how life was without them. Anyway, kinda funny hope you like it
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Military Humor
Friday, September 26, 2008
Mail a brick to junk mailers using paid postage - Creative tips with dealing with spammers and bulk mailers
Here's a great article on how to get back on junk mail people who send you those "no postage necessary" return envelopes.
Of course it also "hurts" the postal carrier as well and I'm not sure if it really works, but I thought it was a funny idea regardless.
Of course it also "hurts" the postal carrier as well and I'm not sure if it really works, but I thought it was a funny idea regardless.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
http://home.arcor.de/ragnara/catsown.jpg
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations
From the page: "The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
* Witness: "I only have one, you know."
* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?""
* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
* Witness: "I only have one, you know."
* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?""
Monday, September 22, 2008
GetAmused.com - Electronic Voting Machine - Florida
This video was probably more funny back when the election happened, but still, you gotta love electronic voting ;-)
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Talk Show Plot Generator
A whle back I once had a funny little table that automatically generated plot shows, you just took one item from each column and it soundled like something you'd see on the springer show. Here's a little page that basically does the same thing.
It's probably the same one springer uses ;-)
It's probably the same one springer uses ;-)
Saturday, September 20, 2008
feature on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Might have to be a geeky programmer to get this one!
Famous Last Words of a Code Monkey (Programmer)
It's not a bug - It's a feature.. Get it Now?
Famous Last Words of a Code Monkey (Programmer)
It's not a bug - It's a feature.. Get it Now?
Friday, September 19, 2008
The 36 Rules of Life | Got Funny
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Read More...
Sunday, September 14, 2008
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