Wednesday, September 24, 2008
http://home.arcor.de/ragnara/catsown.jpg
Cats and Computer symbols - I just knew this had to exist out there somewhere !
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations
From the page: "The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
* Witness: "I only have one, you know."
* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?""
* Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
* Witness: "I only have one, you know."
* Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
* Witness: "By death."
* Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?""
Monday, September 22, 2008
GetAmused.com - Electronic Voting Machine - Florida
This video was probably more funny back when the election happened, but still, you gotta love electronic voting ;-)
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Talk Show Plot Generator
A whle back I once had a funny little table that automatically generated plot shows, you just took one item from each column and it soundled like something you'd see on the springer show. Here's a little page that basically does the same thing.
It's probably the same one springer uses ;-)
It's probably the same one springer uses ;-)
Saturday, September 20, 2008
feature on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Might have to be a geeky programmer to get this one!
Famous Last Words of a Code Monkey (Programmer)
It's not a bug - It's a feature.. Get it Now?
Famous Last Words of a Code Monkey (Programmer)
It's not a bug - It's a feature.. Get it Now?
Friday, September 19, 2008
The 36 Rules of Life | Got Funny
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
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