Monday, August 23, 2021

For all the CS Majors ou there

Hey,

Have you ever seen an integer subscripted by a string?

e.g.

#include


int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
int a;
a = 4["JasonIsCool"];
printf("%d\n", a);
scanf("%d", &a);
return 0;
}
This code compiles and runs fine, and gives you different values depending on what you put in as the string and or/number. (3 and a give you 100 for example) What it does Find the "4th" character n the string. Interesting eh?

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Funny Farting Fanny Bank

A funny thing happened to me the other day while browsing through a catalog waiting for my meeting to start...

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Monday, July 27, 2009

The Top Signs the economy is bad

Here they are !

The Top Signs the economy is bad

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail

I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank

Keep reading..

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Why my facebook shows me as agnostic

A while back, I had a rather interesting dicussion with a person on facebook regarding an assumption that was made about my "religion status" which I have set to agnostic Specifically, there was some confusion that his meant I was "atheist", which is a completely different term alltogether.

This audio file helps explain better the difference



Essentially, I sort of feel "forced" into agnosticism. In truth, I am a believer in God. There are many reasons for my belief, most of which rely on the cosmological argument for the existtance of god. I also prefer to follow notions of darwism over traditional creationist theories. Although Darwin's theories never contradict the notion of a "uncaused cause" or a "designer" that put to into motion a specific trend. Though it theorizes that life can evolve without the necessity of such a creator.

Anyway, one of the problems I cannot simply state "I am a theist", or "I am a Christian", or I am [insert whatever]. Is because once stated, it means I must subscribe to the particular views of that sect of society. I force myself to commit to serveral basic principles. And from my research, I have yet to discover (and perhaps never will discover), a set of principles that I completely agree with. (There are some that are close)

If I had to pick the one, I suppose it is closest to the notion of Pantheism. The idea that God is present it all things, that in fact "God is all things", or the sum of all things, and I try as much as possible to remove myself from anthropomorphic god.

I think, for the most part, most religions have it "right", not "perfect". But the general notions, the general principles of doing good towards others, of loving others, (and ourselves)

The problem is that we are human, we are rational, free beings, who interpret things, who hold our own views. We can read a sentence and have multiple interepretations. Truthfully, it doesn't really matter who is right and who is wrong as much as it matters that we work together to make the world we live in as good a place as possible.

Related Reading:

The Problem with Perfection

God did not write the bible

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The problem with perfection

Would you consider yourself a perfectionist? Do others call you a perfectionist?

Many us stive for perfection (at time, even I myself am guitly of it).

One of the oddities/paradoxes of this however, is that I'm not sure we should strive for perfection or that we would ever really want to acheive it.

A lesson "taught" to us from all the "Bad Guyes" in stories, comic books, and movies. (The one's that want to take over the world). Is that to be a perfect socieity, is to surrender all free will to something (or someone) else.

The socieity without crime, without problems of any kind, achieves this state by relquisining individual control for socitiy control.

I was reminded of this fact, by a recent ZigZiglar blog post regarding the US medical system, those apposed to this system often state the basic philosophy "Don't let the government control our lives". If the government regulates, the government takes control, which means less individual freedom.

Do you want less individual freedom? What would you rather have a "perfect" world, or a "free" world. Is it really possible to have both? I'm not so sure!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Jay's Desktop: Things that aren't standardized but should be

Some standardizations are good, some are bad. If you could standardize anything, what would it be? Here's a funny list of humorous standardizations which will probably never come true but might just get you thinking!

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Urban Legends Reference Pages: 1895 Exam

Could you have passed the Eight Grade in 1895?
Probably not . . . take a look:

This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 from Salina, KS. It was taken from the original document on file at the Smoky Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, KS and reprinted by the Salina Journal.

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Friday, March 20, 2009

Computers as an Escape Mechanism

When we are faced with difficulty in our life, we basically have 2 options

a) Accept the Problem -> Face the difficulty and try to work through it

b) Avoid the Problem -> Burry ourselves in something else and try to avoid the 'problem' and hope it goes away.

And, in general, for each problem we generally switch between a) and b) interchangable.

We develop complexities in how we avoid problems. For me, I tend to buy myself in some computer problem, some program I can make, or 'bug' I can fix. For others, they may put in extra hours at work, or use substance abuse or alhocol abuse, etc.

When I'm working on a computer problem, or developing a new tool or utility, my mind can drift off into some "never never" land, problems seem to disappear, and I can just focus on 1 thing. I imagine this is why we do this, we avoid and work on something (or try to work on something) that keeps us "at arms length" from the 'pain' of dealing with the problem. Perhaps it's a real pain or just a precieved pain, but either way we tend to avoid it.

But in the end, the thoughts return, we can't avoid things forever, and our Automatic Negative Thoughts (ANTS) are always waiting for us. Sometimes the fear and anticipation is much greater then the actual pain, but we can't realize this until we face it

Strategies such as Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) and cognitive therapy can be employed to help us face these concerns, problems, and fears. But sometimes things are easier "said" then "done" and we may find ourselves in an ongoing cycle moving from "facing" to "avoiding" to "facing" over and over again.

But at the end of the day, it will be our willpower, our desire for change, or need to evolve that moves us forward and motiviates us. It can happen in the similist of circumstances, we are staring at a flower, or at the rain drops sliding down the window. We are listening to a song we've heard a thousand times before, and it "hits" you. You have a shift in your thinking and you can move on.

For everyone, there is a "ratio" of facing vs avoidance, and a challenge to maintain a ratio that keeps us happy, that keeps our mind, body, and spirit heallthy.

How is your ratio working for you?

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea! - Latin Proverb

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

No Good Deed goes unpunished

It was a cold wintery day in January, We had just had what felt like our 100th storm of the winter season, and as usual I was out shoveling snow.

On this evening however, I was shovelling for a special reason, we had decided to take our kids out to the mall so that they could play on the "slides". A little play center set up for kids, my daughter was very excited.

So while shovelling the driveway, I parked my car out on the road (Yes, I know it's not a good idea), and of course while shovelling a big truck with a plough on the front drives by, but can't get past by car.

So I apologized and told him I'd move the car so he could get by, but he actually volenteered (for free) to clear out my driveway.

Which was Great!!!... but as they say no good dead goes unpunished, you can listen to the audio below to find out what happens.









It's a different world that we live in. People don't tend to volenteer much anymore

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Everything Random

The importance of punctuation revealed. "An English Professor wrote the words:" A woman without her man is nothing and ask the students to properly punctuate it...

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Clearly the Best movie of the year

The Oscars just have to vote this one the best picture of the year award, just check out this promo - It rocks! :-) Can't wait to go see it

He's been running his entire life
..hiding
...he's had enough
.....This Christmas
.......He finds you

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Job Interview Funny Answer

Ever get this question at a job interview?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

I dare you to give this answer :-)

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

http://homeland.gov.safenow.org - what to do in an emergency

LOL. Need a good laugh for the day, check out these funny signs taken from a real anti-terrosim site and one guys funny take on what they must "really mean"

Warning: You may laugh uncontrollably when you read them, I'm not responsible if you get in trouble reading these at work and the boss wonders why you are laughing so hard at work :-)

Enjoy !

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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Daily Dose: An American

From the page: "Itâ€s not just the weather thatâ€s cooler in Canada: You live next door to a clean-cut, quiet guy. He never plays loud music or throws raucous parties. He doesnâ€t gossip over the fence, just smiles politely and offers you some tomatoes. His lawn is cared-for, his house is neat as a pin and you get the feeling he doesnâ€t always lock his front door. He wears Dockers. You hardly know heâ€s there. And then one day you discover that he has pot in his basement, spends his weekends at peace marches and that guy youâ€ve seen mowing the yard is his spouse."

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman

This is a repost of: http://www.hells-handmaiden.com/?p=1113 posted in Politics by themaiden |

Well…

… unless one happens to be a Biblical Patriarch, in which case marriage equals one man and several women, or even one man, several women and free use of slave girls called concubines.

Or if one happens to be a legendary Israelite King then marriage equals one man and hundreds of women plus slave girls.

Or if one happens to be a Jew up until the tenth century, marriage could mean one man and several wives.

Much the same held in China for century upon century.

Or perhaps one happens to be one of the Toda, then marriage equals several men plus one woman. Or perhaps one is a nomadic Tibetan, then marriage equals two brothers and one woman.

Or maybe one is Kaingang, in which case one has options– one man plus one woman, one man plus several women, several women plus one man, or several men plus several women.

Or maybe one is Nayar, in which case marriage isn’t much about adding at all.

Or in large swathes of the pre-columbian New World, one could opt to marry a berdache.

A soldier in any number of cultures– among them the ancient Greek and the Japanese– could take a younger soldier for a ‘military wife’. The practise still continues in some African cultures, the !Kang, for example.

Really, these “Marriage = One Man + One Woman” people need a lesson in cultural anthropology.

For Those Who Enjoy Language

From the page: "For Those Who Enjoy Language

1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris…are in-seine.

2. A backward poet writes…inverse.

3. A manâ€s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

4. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

5. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

6. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

7. A man needs a mistress…just to break the monogamy.

8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes."

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Time Warp by Blendtec -- Revver Online Video Sharing Network

Take a peek at how Blend Tech blends time in honor of the new show Tom recently appeared on called "Time Warp". It's on The Discovery Channel and they show amazing things in super slow motion, using new high-speed technology. Look for Tom on "Time Warp", on Wednesday, October 15th. Check your local listings for time and station.

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Office Culture: Anti-Theft Lunch Bag Deters Sandwich Thieves

Found this link over at lifehacker. Thanks to geek news central for telling me about it.

Funny Sandwitch bag
I don't think I'd actually buy one of these, but it's a funny idea. It might lead to your lunch being thrown out instead of just stolen!


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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Love help: Funny metaphors used in high school essays - Help.com

I've read this one before, a long time ago, so I had to add it to my collection. Good for a laugh to turn your frown upside down.

Metaphors used by high school students

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine

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Friday, October 10, 2008

Amazing Waterfall Theatrics

Check out this video. It is an amazing waterfall creation that shoots water droplets and is designed to make various letters and images. I just hope they are reusing the water over and over for the nice effects. Simply beautiful, definitely worth checking out !

Whether it's the dramatic countdown, the striking thunderbolts, or the whimsical dolphins, you won't be disappointed. This method was innovated by Julius Popp in his machine: "Bitfall," which just as precisely created words that flashed by in the blink of an eye. This would surely make him proud...

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