Tuesday, January 29, 2008

500 Mostly Useless Facts

From djtech.net: Here is a colleciton of 500 useless facts. Perhaps somewhat usefull if you are going on a trivia show or something. If you can make it all the way to the bottom, you may have too much time on your hands !

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Monday, January 28, 2008

What is it?


If it's there and you can see it - it's real.


My Reality Check - 110/365
Originally uploaded by Simon - Pathfinder of The W.W Tribe!


If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual.





If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent.



If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!






Saturday, January 19, 2008

Top 12 Random Website Bordom List

Does this happen to you?

You have a few free minutes so you decide to sit down on your computer, you open your web browser and think to yourself...okay now what do I want to do?..Okay I'm bored !

Many people have "solved" this bordem by using 'randomizers'. These are things like the StumbleUpon random button which takes you to a funny video, or article, something you might find interesting.

Here's a list of random links, that you may want to add to your collection. Drop them to your bookmarks or link bar, or maybe even make them your start page page. Either way whenever visited, They open a random site.

Warning: Since these are random sites, there is the possibilty they may open "non kidsafe", and/or "non worksafe" items. Be carefull, you've been warned.

1) Random Article -> Read a random Article Swapped Blog entry

2) Craig's Random Website-> Strange and wierd randomness from this site.

3) Random Wiki -> Read a Random Wiki page

4) Mangle -> Cool website (uses frames) that uses google to show a random webpage

5) Start Page Randomizer -> Meant to be added as your start up (Home) Page.

6) Random AT&T homepage -> . Sometimes interesting, usually very basic webpages from newbies)

7) Random Google Video -> Maybe not soo random though ?

8) Open Directory (DMOZ) -> Random Site visit. (Bet you'll get a business with it !)

9) Random Yahoo Link -> Hmm..This one gives you mostly business's too?. A bit boring

10) Random Blogger -> Read a random blog that is using the blogspot navbar

11) Random Poem -> Random poem generator, make a random love poem

12) Del.iciou.us Randomizer -> Read a random item bookmarked on del.icio.us

and Viola !, now when you're feeling bored. Click on one of the above link and Happy Surfing !

Got StumbleUpon? Add me to your friends jpruss.stumbleupon.com

Please help bulid this list, by adding your own fun random pages in the comments !

Death by Caffeine

There has long been a debate about which has more caffeine, Tea? Coffee? Here's an entertaining site that will tell you how much of a particular drink you'd have to consume before it kills you. Read More... http://www.bwebcentral.com/blog/2/693

Friday, January 11, 2008

33 Funny Exam Answers




Here's a list of funny answers written on exams. Who knows if people actually put these answers down, but this is by far one of my favorite lists of funny errors. Given my bad grammar, it's definitely possible, I might have made some of these same mistakes

Funny Answers Part 1...
Funny Answers Part 2...

15 Lessons I learned from TV

1) If Captain Kirk invites you on an away mission, don't wear your red uniform

2) It is not important to learn people's names, you just need to know what they do and add Mr or Ms to it (Mr Conductor, Mr Mailman, Ms Librarian, etc)

3) Dogs can talk and communicate with people, though most people do not seem to pay attention or have the ability to "hear" them. This may apply to other animals as well

4) If the only person who looks you in the eye and talks to you is psychic, you might be dead

5) If you hear creepy music in the background (especially if you are alone), your probably going to die soon

6) If you find yourself playing doctor in an emergency room, and an emergency comes in the door. Don't panic ! The solution to any problem is order a CT scan, chem7 and CBC, unless they have no insurance in which case you send them to another hospital hundreds of mile away.

7) Suspects, if brought into a small police room and when confronted with only circumstantial evidence under a bright light will almost always confess to the crime. (especially near the end of the show)

8) Corollary: If a suspect confesses to early in the show, he/she really didn't do it.

9) When time travelling to save the world, you will soon come to learn that saving the world would never had been necessary if you never time travelled in the first place.

10) All computers are connected together all the time, even when turned off. and any password on any computer anywhere (including secret FBI, CIA, etc) can be discovered within 3 password attempts

11) Don't order a TAXI when you go into labor, you will never make it to the hospital

12) If the "bad guy" catches you. No worries ! Instead of killing you on the spot, he/she will first reveal his entire plan fore world domination and then leave you alone in a room with some really complicated setup to kill you. This will give you will have plenty of time to escape and thwart his evil plans.

13) You know you are on the 'good side', if you can run away at point blank range whilst being shot at by dozens of other people, and not get hit once.

14) If you want to throw food at someone, you will always miss who you intended and hit someone else, the person throwing back will miss you ending up in a big food fight involving everyone within a 50ft radius

15) You never need to go to the bathroom, and if you do go into one, it will never turn out good.

Please feel free to add more in the comments, and pass it on !

Friday, January 4, 2008

Funny Flowcharts

LOL.

I have a flowchart like this first one on a T-Shirt. It is all worn out now. I'm big on flowcharts, so I'd thought I'd share these funny ones with others. Hope you enjoy them as well. Never take life too seriously ! Read More... http://www.bwebcentral.com/blog/2/676