Tuesday, October 14, 2008

For Those Who Enjoy Language

From the page: "For Those Who Enjoy Language

1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris…are in-seine.

2. A backward poet writes…inverse.

3. A manâ€s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

4. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

5. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

6. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

7. A man needs a mistress…just to break the monogamy.

8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes."


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